God Damn. We Are So Famous.

Hello all,
I say 'all' because I think our readers went from 2 to 10 due to Nate, Chris, and I's appearence in this month's 605 Magazine.

We got interviewed, had a photoshoot, and had another photoshoot. All this following an article about us in our school's newspaper, The Volante. It's been a fucking media blitz or a media storm. No, fuck it, it's been a media hurricane. You might be asking "Zach, whats it like being so fucking famous you can't leave your own house for fear you may be smothered to death by hundreds of barely legal (topless?) women?" Well, to answer your question, it's amazing. So, if you want to join in on the 'Vermillion' bandwagon go pick yourself up a copy of 605 Magazine at literally billions of locations across Sioux Falls. (also check it, Chris's name is TOTALLY all over that girls crotch. That's the closest Chris has been to a vagina since he was born! SCORE! BURN!)
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What's this? MORE FUCKING NEWS?! yes. So, Vermillion is over. We aren't making more episodes. I'll wait while you cry.

You're asking "But Zach, I love Vermillion it's my only reason for being! Not only that, You never made a Season Two DVD!"
Quit your crying and dry your tears young one! Nate and I are currently working on..... "Vermillion: the complete series"

That's right. The complete Vermillion collection. All 13 episodes. Two Discs. Bonus mother fucking features. I'll go into detail more later but until then here's a teaser/rough copy of one of the menus
Holy Shit.

Love,

-Zach